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The best guy ever. He is super funny. His laugh will make girls go crazy. He is so flipping hot. All girls like him. If you ever meet Jose never let him go. If you do you lost your life!!!
Jose is so cute!<3
by Shxdowxx October 15, 2022
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Jose is a type of person that will not be fake or lie he is a tall man Very cute gets all the ladies very athletic plays football for his school
no Jose
by J_Rod79 September 23, 2018
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He has a big PENIS
Jose has VERY BIG PENNIS LIKE HOLLY SHIT
by Jose definition June 24, 2018
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When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.
John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday !

Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE !
by Latrishanel September 30, 2008
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Jose is fat. No! He's Fluffy!
by The Jew Fucker June 8, 2017
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A guy who shows no interest whatsoever. However girls still tend to fall for him and his bad personality. If you meet a Jose you might get the best person or the worst but you’ll still fall for him.
Person: hey who’s that

Me: oh that’s just Jose the guy I like but he’s just not the best person
by My cat just died lmfao February 9, 2020
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Jose is has a big DICK BIGGER THAN HIS GAY FRIENDS and he also is a god at Fortnite and he might leave you dead or in a weahl chair after having sex
Jose has a huge cock
by Akkakakakakaakak June 7, 2019
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