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Jose

A handsome/sexy boy that gets a lot of females
Jose so sexy
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jose is a type of person that will not be fake or lie he is a tall man Very cute gets all the ladies very athletic plays football for his school
no Jose
by J_Rod79 September 23, 2018
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He has a big PENIS
Jose has VERY BIG PENNIS LIKE HOLLY SHIT
by Jose definition June 24, 2018
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When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.
John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday !

Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE !
by Latrishanel September 30, 2008
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Jose is fat. No! He's Fluffy!
by The Jew Fucker June 8, 2017
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Jose is a person apart of the Talaban. He is a very white beaner that hates white people
Jose cool person jk
by Myassitches6969 September 11, 2018
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Slowly going insane but will try to stay sane around other people. He tell a lot of dad joke (maybe a little too much). He will have a crush on a girl and will never ask to go out with anyone because he’s too shy. But when and if you get with him he will be a nice guy and will try to solve arguments instead of make them. If you are feeling sad or if you are depressed in general he will try to comfort you as best he can he’ll basically be your butler until you feel better. Jose will always be loyal and never cheat on you he’ll help you in any way he can and overall will try to be the best guy for you. But if you take advantage of him he will let it pass once or twice maybe three times if he’s known you for a while. And if you do it any more times all I can say is that your in trouble.
by Tatortot715 October 10, 2020
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