Michael Jordan

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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
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Michael Jordan

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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)
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the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports
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Michael Jordan

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