Spokker Jones

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2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

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Jones Move

noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.

Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.

Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.

by Knowsense. December 17, 2008

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Jonella

She is a girl that is shy at first, but when you get to know her she is easy to talk to. She is dedicated in school and puts education first. She’s also very trustworthy. But she is sometimes too critical to herself.

Look at Jonella being determined about her work.

by Realwaluigi June 20, 2018

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Jay Jones

Unlike Basketball Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success

Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.

by Slick&Silly August 3, 2017

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Jonela

The most attractive girl in the whole world. She’s beautiful asf. If you let this girl you will lose a really good chance. So save her. She needs attention. She does tik toks 24/7

Damn bro i wish a would have a girl like jonela

by Jennifer Rocky June 23, 2020

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