Johan

johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him

yo johan kinda gay ngl

by ventilover69 May 29, 2023

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with

Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Johan

A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.

Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019

Karl-Johan

A nickname given to someone, whose behaviour is insanely idiotic. Often said in a joking manner.

Person A: That Elias guy is an idiot!
Person B: Yeah, a real Karl-Johan

by Aabank April 11, 2017

Johan

He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.

Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"

by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023