Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Johan

A therapy man

You know that therapy man, Johan?

by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022

Johan

The name"Johan" is a male name from Germany. They are confident and the man who has this name is the Strongest.

He's just like Johan

by Yujiro Hamma November 21, 2021

Johan

A really stupid guy who needs to commit suicide because no one likes him.

Oh your acting like Johan.

by Bobbylobbyyyy:P November 21, 2023

Johan

Johan is a very nice person , he will always try to put a smile on someones face. Very outgoing , really happy . The loyalist boy you will ever meet . Never take him for granted because you are going to regret it . You could be very good friends with a johan because he will always be there for you.

Johan is riding his bike.

by Menely November 20, 2020

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025