Johan

A therapy man

You know that therapy man, Johan?

by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022

Johan

A Shoe Thief

"Hey bro I just got these brand new air jordans" "Better watch out for Johan"

by pink_butter November 24, 2021

Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019

Ellisse x johan

best couple ever ellisse x johan

ellisse x johan frfr best couple

by WASBLAST January 26, 2023

Johan eli

Johan Eli is a very beautiful name . Mostly used in the Faroe Islands. Not many people are named Johan Eli. It’s special and charming. Johan Eli loves to help others and to make other people laugh. Johan Eli will do everything for his family and other’s he loves

Johan eli is very dedicated, strong, handsome, funny, loving and full of energy. Always ready to go on a spontanious adventure

by Vouli November 21, 2021

JOHAN

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.

a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage

by Lučka March 18, 2022