jizz

noun-sperm or semen
verb-ejaculate

1. The condom is full of jizz.

2. I jizzed all over her face.

by DuckSick April 10, 2009

jizz

noun; slang term for the frosting they use at Cinnebon.

Hey, can you give me some extra jizz on that thing?

by BrianJo. November 30, 2010

[jizz]

The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man.

"I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died."

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009

jizz

found to be a 100% cure for the common cold. often if taken from a friend. jizzermantium stickium or "jizz" is said to make up approximately 78% of the flu jab.

doctor doctor iv got a cold...can i please hav sum jizz

by Dr Iknowwhatcurescolds March 05, 2009

Jizzful

When something's so good... you jizz.

Sometimes this is referred to orgasmic

Guy: That burger from Five Guys was just Jizzful
Guy 2: Yeah i took a bite and jizzed.

by AwesomevanBuuren April 20, 2010

Jizz

The color changing in your milk

Oh no, my milk jizzed!

by Jizz specialist November 01, 2017

jizz

that good good sticky shit u swallow 👀😫🍆💦💦

ted: that hoe swallowed my jizz

frank: ah, shit fr?

by me wigga March 04, 2018