Lena Jarvis

A selfless, stubborn, extremely sexual, yet self conscious individual who would do anything for the people she cares about.

Franco: Dammmmnnn you see that girl, she's a 10!
Aaron: Hell yea, must be a lena jarvis.

by karma1020 August 29, 2010

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kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008

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jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

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Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

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Jarvis

Someone who looks up supplemental information that can assist in the completion of a task

"Looks like I'm stuck on this level. Hey, Gary can you Jarvis this part for me? I need a hint."

by Prof_Gucho August 8, 2025

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Jarvis

To Jarvis means to walk with one knee bent whilst the kneecap is placed in a shoe or boot. Jarvising is very difficult but is very rewarding, especially if you are seeking attention from potential sommeliers! To Jarvis is to have a pulchritude of swagger!

Caleb swooned as he observed Gumby ambulating towards the faecal smeared ceiling fan in mesmerizing Jarvis style.

by My Uncle’s Sopping Wet Breasts September 22, 2022

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