Lena Jarvis

A selfless, stubborn, extremely sexual, yet self conscious individual who would do anything for the people she cares about.

Franco: Dammmmnnn you see that girl, she's a 10!
Aaron: Hell yea, must be a lena jarvis.

by karma1020 August 30, 2010

kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! August 26, 2008

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

Jarvis 12:16

initiating kok and ball torture protocol

You heard of the verse of Jarvis 12:16?

by huntmaster900000 November 18, 2022

dirty Jarvis

This is when your getting sloppy head from a set of bad a**twins while smoking a cigar.

Hey I went to my homeboy's and he was getting a dirty Jarvis is from Linda & Keisha, the bad a** twins from high school everybody was trying to bang.

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023

dirty Jarvis

This is when you getting sloppy deep-throat head from a set a bad a** twins while smoking a cigar.

"Hey I went to my homeboy's house and he was getting a dirty Jarvis from Linda and Keisha, the bad ass twins everybody was tryin to bang"

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023