hessika jorton

her real name is jessica but prefers to switch the first two letters of her names to make it sound cooler. She is very energetic and loves everyone. She has no tolerance for bossy people, and doesn't really like when people tell her what to do. If you meet a hessika jorton you are a lucky person.

hey have you met hessika jorton ?

Nah

You should... you'll love her

by tomago otama December 18, 2019

DB Jorts

'DB Jorts' is the latest creation by 5mc2™ merging the classic denim jorts, initially born as a classic pair of denim shorts, with the actuality of longer fit denim shorts, or better known within the fashion industry nowadays as the new "Jorts". The mission was to offer a unique and versatile garment that combines the best of both styles and focuses on versatility, unicity, comfort and innovation.

By creating the first double-length jorts on the market, 5mc2™ offered a unique product that stood out from traditional jorts and longer fit denim shorts. The combination of classic denim jorts with the modern twist of a longer fit, along with the added premium hidden zipper feature, makes the DB Jorts:

ONE OF A KIND.

"Are those the DB Jorts?"
"DBJ On me always."
"I like your jorts, but I love my DB Jorts"

by 5mc2.lab May 13, 2023

Ankle level jorts

Your average, cool, ankle level jorts.

Now, you all voted for what your average inch of shorts should be. Those are all wrong, 3 inch, 5 inch, 7 inch, 9 inch. The correct answer is ankle level jorts. Cover up, WHORE.

by IMAMOTHERFUCKINGPSEUDOWITHPTSD October 21, 2021

eat my jorts

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.

"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."

by eat my jorts October 30, 2017

jorts

Jorts are simply jean shorts. In most cases they are just embaressing, but jorts can be pulled off by certain demographics, such as fathers on family vactions. In addition to being popular with men over forty (who typically are wearing knee socks and sandals) Jorts are also popular with younger men who usually smoke marijuana.

Of course he's a stoner, don't you see the jorts?

by Rick1011 April 11, 2008

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010