National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025

Jort

Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.

Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!

by Yoghurt15 February 26, 2017

Jort

He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy

Person1: hey jort
Jort: …(shy guy)

by Bernatdk November 22, 2021

[jort]

adjective- jort
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.

My friend Lorenzo is a jort when he wears his jean shorts.

by mr. rogers son-in-law April 1, 2009

Jort

jort is someone who is yoghhurt

that dude looks like jort.

by ur jort January 1, 2022