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Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.
Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!
Jakob Gundermann by oh_behave November 22, 2022
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The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.
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A hooper and classy man that is very attractive and respectable and wealthy with a good heart
Jkobe is a type of man i want
jkobe by Saucyray1 March 12, 2017
A very joking person and has a lot of sayings. The kind of person that once you get to know you can’t unknown him. He will joke around with things that should not be joked around with but you still think it’s funny. Over all the kind of friend that doesn’t want to be friends with you, but they’re still your friend.
Rando: your a good friend
Jacobe: thanks wish you weren’t tho.
Rando: what
Jacobe: what, who said that?
Jacobe by Fifipug November 15, 2018
Caring, Scrumptious, Extremely thoughtful, Eyes you could look into forever, Huge hearted, Selfless, Sexy, Beautiful person inside and out, Most wonderful person to come in contact with.
Jakob are you a Jakobatron?

Man that Jakob is so sniggley!

Jakob is scrumptious!
Jakob by Miss PB&J March 4, 2011
Jakob has a big dick nigga he does
Jakob by Lenient October 19, 2018
Jakob's are rare and rather disginguished group from the Jacob's. Often mixed up, these two are completely different. Because of their name you know they come from an artistic or at the very least different family.

Jakob's are usually artistic in some form, usually one of their own or one they don't see often. Not easily motivated and rather lazy. Usually gothic and very popular among the goths.

Their relationship with other social groups may vary, as they tend to judge person by person. They have been knows to dabble from group to group with the noted exception of preps, as they are usually unintelligent. He is a good judge of character and knows who rocks, who sucks, and who sucks the cock.

They absolutely hate the inexcusable unintelligence of people. If they are stupid in a form that is not accepted and something they should be knowledgeable of at such an age, such as common sence or not understanding of the simplist of subjects. They themselves tend to think ahead often too much. Surprisingly average at chess.

Jakob's appearences vary quite a bit, and tend to attract one type of person constantly. This type of person changes with each Jakob of course. They tend to be sauve when they try to be, until meeting someone that they wish to date, as opposed to someone wanting to date them. Mutual feelings bring them back in their "comfort zone".
Differences of Jacob and Jakob
Jacob: That weird kid in the corner who doesn't talk much.
Jakob: The cool kid in the dark corner who talks only when necesarry.
Jakob by Jayke_Obe September 10, 2008