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Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 30, 2011
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instinctual

Adjective. Something that is due to instict
Her dozing off in class was instinctual.
by MElC October 8, 2006
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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 25, 2011
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instincts

inner sense of self-preservation inherent within creatures in the animal kingdom; sense of right and wrong for human beings that seems to come naturally; natural intuition to respond, sometimes suddenly, to sensory input; initial strong feelings experienced as new information is processed.
The lion is feared throughout the animal kingdom because of its predatory instincts.

My senses aren't tingling at all -- my instincts have failed humanity!

Guy 1: My instincts tell me I should NOT be doing this, but I gotta be strong!
Guy 2: Dude, you're only bench-pressing like 45 pounds!

If teen-aged males trusted their instincts more, they wouldn't say the (too often) famous last words: "Hey, watch THIS!"
by canuck4Jesus February 25, 2010
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volt instinctz

1)Very stinky
2)Lost his "Girl" to his "friend"
3)No one likes him
4)Has no life
5)barely in volt
volt instinctz is very smelly and I want emma back
by VoLT Trialz February 16, 2017
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Spring instincts

When your body has spring instincts, I.E mating season.

Symptoms include, being more obsessed about babies, sexy time and maternal instincts
Stephanie : idk I don’t usually like him but now he’s all I think about

Taylor: it’s because you got those spring instincts
by Springinstincts August 3, 2019
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ULTRA INSTICT SHAGGY

A ancient lovecraftian god who was immense power and is known for his wrath. Points in which people believe he was angry was the Japanese tsunami and the great depression. He is the cause of wars. He is a creator of chaos and life. Can kill a human instantly by shattering their spine or making them go past the point of insanity.
by Gotta give me a game plan March 1, 2019
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