The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

Ultra Instinct

It is the non-mastered form that mere mortals adopted from our lord Shaggy that allows its user to dodge, block and/or attack subconsciously anything that represent a threat just by mere reflexes. It activates at an extreme danger situation, and can only be archived by being close af to death.

-Yo, you sawed that?
-What?
-That nigga just went full ultra instinct on that dude! Help him!
-Who?!

by LilNibbaVat June 12, 2019

Instinct

(Noun); A person's natural tendencies in responding to a certain stimulus or set of circumstances.

Jane's first instinct to being humiliated in the playground was to run after the boy that had initiated the teasing and give him "what for". Her decision to refrain from doing so was a wise one.

by Katrina Martin January 24, 2025

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

intellectual instinct

1. A phrase describing the act of habitually reserving judgment regarding people, places, and/or situations;

2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.

Ex. "It is preferable to exercise intellectual instinct if you don't have a reason not to."

by jack1e August 21, 2010