Innocent Kid

Someone who hasn't done anything sexual with someone

You see that new kid Joe? Yeah, I heard he's an Innocent Kid.

by TehWorldEnds December 4, 2010

Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

orange spodumene steven universe

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU

by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019

non innocent

Where someone loses their innocence and is very sexual active as well as wanting now that they have been exposed to the real world they see things in new lights and new ways bringing forth this non innocence

"Ashley used to be a saintly and innocent girl but ever since she got some dick she is now non innocent"

by Pseudoman1969 August 31, 2017

innocenister

Hiding dark messages in something by rewording it to something more kid-appropriate.

Nerd: It's best to know that nursery rhymes can be innocenister.
Dummy-dum: Wuh?
N: You know about the "It's raining, It's pouring"?
D: Yeah. What about it?
N: Know about the old man who bumped his head and couldn't wake up in the morning?
D: Yeah?
N: The "couldn't wake up in the morning" part means he DIED!!!!
D: WHAT??!!
N: *nods head*

by BFDICream August 4, 2020

Innocence Theory

"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.

"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"

"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."

by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

Holy Innocents'

Small private school right outside of Atlanta. Not too stuck up, not too ghetto. A nice inbetween school for those who know the Atlanta school system.

The kids at Holy Innocents' don't act too holy and I know for a fact they aren't that innocent.

by Smiley November 3, 2004