The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.
Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
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Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.
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An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse
Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."
Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
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I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
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Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
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