Yeast Infection

1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"

by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005

Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.

Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

The LV infection

A skin virus that was contracted by residents of the LV apartment complex in Madison Heights, MI

also known as "LVI"

Joe: Man what the fuck is that on your skin?

MO: Shut the fuck up dog, i got the LV infection, dont make me touch you

by SHITFACESCROTUM October 12, 2008

Dick Infection

(N)- A really annoying person who usually irks the living shit out of you. They make you itch.

Kyle: "Dude, when are you getting on Xbox again"

Chris: "Bro, quit being a Dick Infection, I only use my Xbox to watch Netflix"

by Olijah April 25, 2014

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

yeast infection

A very yeasty infection of the vaginal area.

Gypsy says 'I have such a bad yeast infection'.
Kate says 'Eww Gypsy thats gross'
Gysy says 'Hey does anybody want sandwiches? I just made some with my yeast infection.'

by kate & gypsy April 21, 2007

east infection

Politically correct term for yellow fever.

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.

by bovineunited June 1, 2007