Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 13, 2019

Cabinet flavoring

Tastes musty and dusty, like it’s been sitting in the cabinet for too long; stale

Yo these chips have mad cabinet flavoring

by Yoyoman January 15, 2023

cabinet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine

I was way too drunk drinking that cabinet juice my uncle had

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

The locked cabinet

Where your parents hide the vibrators and dildos

I love locking in the locked cabinet

by Lot guy 994 November 23, 2019

Cabinet dweller

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...

My friend is a cabinet dweller and i think its kinda cool

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann March 7, 2020

lady cabinet

It is a lady's special place where trophies of her conquests are stored.

Ellie placed Rob's trophy in her lady cabinet on the weekend.

by Trophy October 8, 2013

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019