i'd rather have a penis in my pants

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

by Gangy July 24, 2008

uwu in my pants

When someone has a love boner in their pants ❤️❣️💕💓💗💖

Baby, I got a phat uwu in my pants right now.
Omg you just gave me a uwu in my pants.
Baby I love you, I'm uwu-ing in my pants right now.

by busta-gorl May 4, 2019

hands in my pants

wanting a girl's pussy

i see him looking at me in a sexual way, he must want his hands in my pants

by Maldita Loca 69 January 16, 2017

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020