having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!
by Sl!m June 23, 2007
by GW_Watchman December 04, 2009
occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.
Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!
by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 06, 2010
i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home
by Smallcreep July 14, 2014
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Last night I accidentally painted my pants
by H-hewo? October 15, 2018
More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017