by Louie^2 December 10, 2021
A town north of Springfield full of hicks, f-boys, racism, homophobia, and republicans. There is nothing to do but hunt, try to get with springfield girls, and go to the gas station. Lots of off brand cowboys.
by cyclone spirit June 28, 2021
The only thing Elwood has to offer is the ability to see just how screwing your cousin can end up. The whole town is related to each other before the wedding took place.
by Deanieboys23 May 18, 2017
A town outside of St. Louis, Missouri with about 30,000 people. Known for it's athletic success, and also for the douche bags and sluts. While not every one is like this, any and every stereotype you have heard lives here. It is a rarity to find a guy that is not a complete ass hole. Girls on the other hand are slightly more normal, but the vast majority have been known to sleep around a few too many times. The town is nicely built and quaint but stay away from the bike trails during football games where you will encounter a wide range of pot heads. It is rumored to have a high population of heroin users. Although the town is rich, not everyone is a snob.
"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."
"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."
"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."
"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."
"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."
by Saul and Dale January 31, 2010
wtf do you think a illinois nazi is? a nazi from illinois, also a common thing to dicuss whilst watchin the movie The Blues Brothers
by jay-bo April 27, 2007
A rich area located near Barrington, IL and Palatine, IL that has rich and upper middle class families. The students usually attend Fremd HS. There are no sidewalks and to get to anywhere you need to ride your bike or drive a car because of the distances from homes to any place decent to hang out. As a kid you most likely spent your time at home or over at a friends house because your parent drove you there or you rode a bike. Once you can drive you hardly ever hang out in Inverness because you've got more options. There is a town hall, but almost no public services and until a few years ago Inverness's police services were from Barrington or Palatine, now there are two squad cars. Inverness still doesn't have a fire department of its own. Also, Inverness is so small that no one knows of Inverness if you go further south in Illinois, so you have to tell them its near Barrington, Palatine or Schaumburg.
tl;dr: Inverness is rich and there is nothing to do there.
tl;dr: Inverness is rich and there is nothing to do there.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Oh, I live in Inveness Illinois.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh its near Palatine.... Barrington....
Person 1: Ah, got it.
Person 2: Oh, I live in Inveness Illinois.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh its near Palatine.... Barrington....
Person 1: Ah, got it.
by ex-Inverness resident April 16, 2011
Town right outside of Chicago, Illinois. Filled with rich white kids...and more rich white kids, with the occasional racially diverse person thrown in there.
Know for it's heroin problem, highschool cross country team, incredibly slutty girls, preppy "jocks", and the fact that everyone there thinks they're ghetto. Which they aren't.
Also, one of those towns where if you don't get out soon enough, you won't get out at all. It'll suck you right back in Seems nice on the surface, but in truth, everyone hates it.
If you're there now, GET OUT, or have fun living a life of being a stepford wife, classic working husband, or a whiny, bitchy teenager.
Know for it's heroin problem, highschool cross country team, incredibly slutty girls, preppy "jocks", and the fact that everyone there thinks they're ghetto. Which they aren't.
Also, one of those towns where if you don't get out soon enough, you won't get out at all. It'll suck you right back in Seems nice on the surface, but in truth, everyone hates it.
If you're there now, GET OUT, or have fun living a life of being a stepford wife, classic working husband, or a whiny, bitchy teenager.
Loser Jock 1:Dude! My mom bought a $60 fish for our koi pond!
Loser Jock 2: Yo nigz, thats the whitest thing I ain't never heard!
Loser jock 1: You're not black...this is Elmhurst, Illinois....
Loser Jock 2: Yes I is nigga!
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Loser Jock 2: Yo nigz, thats the whitest thing I ain't never heard!
Loser jock 1: You're not black...this is Elmhurst, Illinois....
Loser Jock 2: Yes I is nigga!
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by Helpthissucks January 31, 2011