Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

iranian persian cock

Nice cut penis. Smallish to average. Hairy balls.

No example needed. Women who date them know what I am talking about.

Iranian persian cock.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

Iranian rubba

Its the verb version of it speaks for it's self.

Man that crazy its straight up Iranian rubba

by Blm expert (ACAB) December 5, 2020

Iranian Carpetry

When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds

Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry

by KarenNerak July 15, 2021

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Hostile Iranian Airspace

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.

Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon March 2, 2022