Iranian Rial Cock

The number of United States Dollars 1 Iranian Rial is equal to in inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.
Aock: i have depression
Kael: stfu your name is Aock you have the Iranian Rial Cock
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Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.
We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.
by Breakfast Imam August 07, 2019
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iranian persian cock

Nice cut penis. Smallish to average. Hairy balls.
No example needed. Women who date them know what I am talking about.

Iranian persian cock.
by Carla89 January 14, 2018
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Iranian

Runn away. There is a iranian there
by Not a Minh Tri January 18, 2018
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iranian shaved ice

A highly passionate and erotic sex move which involves shaving your pubes, freezing them, rolling them into a ball and choking a midget to death with them
Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 02, 2024
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iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.
Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 02, 2024
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Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
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