"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"
"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021
Get the Innocence Theorymug. by TehWorldEnds December 4, 2010
Get the Innocent Kidmug. Where someone loses their innocence and is very sexual active as well as wanting now that they have been exposed to the real world they see things in new lights and new ways bringing forth this non innocence
"Ashley used to be a saintly and innocent girl but ever since she got some dick she is now non innocent"
by Pseudoman1969 August 31, 2017
Get the non innocentmug. Small private school right outside of Atlanta. Not too stuck up, not too ghetto. A nice inbetween school for those who know the Atlanta school system.
by Smiley November 3, 2004
Get the Holy Innocents'mug. They are the group of people who went through Live Journal and indescriminately deleted people for interests that deemed as "pedophile" like. They pissed off a lot of people by knocking off many a beloved fandom site.
Those warriors of innocence reported my journal because one of my interest was "Boy love" but that's because I love watching boys make out with each other. WTF
by Kitty Kat Keller June 19, 2007
Get the warriors of innocencemug. An expression used by someone, sort of like a form of comical sarcasm, when they’ve clearly been caught red-handed doing something that otherwise may have gone unexpected. i.e. smoking or drinking
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Get the I’m innocent!mug. The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".
My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep
by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016
Get the innocent bystandermug.