queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.

"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

The Queue

After the death of queen Elizabeth II of England a Queue across the city of London formed to see her final resting place. The Queue has been called "the Queue to end all Queues" and has reached a length of 5 miles, a subsequent "queue to join the queue" has also formed, as The Queue had to be capped by queue officials at 5 miles. A 14 hour waiting time should be expected when joining the queue.

"How do you know you are loved by the British"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"

by kweenofbritland September 16, 2022

Drexon Queue

Ok but it’s like Karina queue when u can’t stop just going BEAST MODE AND WIN EVERYTHING LWJDJWIWNEI BUT ITS LIKE U GOT THE POWER OF DREXON CHEST TO HELP U WIN PERMA

David was so in Drexon Queue he had a 30-2 DPS ON KARINA WIDOW AND A 34-1 DREXON CASSIDY ON HIS TEAM SO HE FARMED HIS LOBBY AND WON WOOOO!!!!!

by Harufolfer December 22, 2023

Queue Whore

A person who controls the music queue even if others are adding music to the queue

Ricky is such a queue whore. He keeps skipping my songs.

by WrinkleSoftSkin August 19, 2023

In the queue

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔

Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

Sue queue

The period of time between the court signing of a subpoena and being served said subpoena. In most cases the one being sued is blissfully unaware that he/she is currently dwelling in the sue queue, which makes it's meaning all that much more definitive.

Last week Johnny was sue queue'in up damn near the whole town when he left his computer running on autosue. How dare he!

by Trjv April 25, 2019