W.I.F.E

WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc.

God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I can bust a nut and have you make me babys

by ALABAMA MAN February 16, 2004

I.F.H.L.R

id fuck him (in the) locker room

an extremely hot man.

brad pitt is an I.F.H.L.R.

by t & k October 19, 2005

T.G.T.I.F.

It's Thursday, so: Thank God Tomorrow Is Friday

Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.I.F.

by thefisher77 August 14, 2009

B.I.F

Best inappropriate friend.

B.I.F: *tells inappropriate joke*
You: HAHAHHA MY B.I.F IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA

by fireearthwaterair March 19, 2019

S.P.A.I.F.

self promotion at it's finest.

Lil' Kim's Black Friday album is just S.P.A.I.F., she's felling herself too much!

by LiponTV March 6, 2011

S.W.I.F.

Somebodies wife I'd fuck, because most milfs are swifs

Damn check out that S.W.I.F.

by CSKENT April 7, 2007

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday

Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

by thefisher77 August 14, 2009