If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020

I Had A Cystic Lesion And Perianal Abscess That Popped Alright To Me Without Needing Anything, I Believe.

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I Had A Cystic Lesion And Perianal Abscess That Popped Alright To Me Without Needing Anything, I Believe.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

And i had to void

just when you feel like you really don't want to be.

"yeah she sent me that text and i had to void"

by cerato March 18, 2020

Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023

I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

by theworldisforked February 12, 2020

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023