you hunt street bats

Used in a roast session between two dudes fried out their minds.... starts with "Boi don't jon . I will cut yo bleach Boston baked bean head lookin ass!"

You hunt street bats...

by StreetBatz February 26, 2017

Erister Egg Hunt

An Erister egg is a plastic egg into which something unexpected, particularly an odd or surprising message, is placed. It is then hidden to be found much as Easter eggs. But in an Erister Egg Hunt, or EggGASM, the egg finders usually don't know they're participating. They think they're finding normal Easter eggs.

The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").

Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.

Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.

You're putting a candy penis in an Erister Egg? Sweet. Where's your EggGASM going to be?

We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.

The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.

We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.

by Miley Spears March 24, 2009

Hunter safety

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.

Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.

by jesster79 February 23, 2006

Hunbot

Hunbots are women, usually between 25 and 40, who are trying to get you to paticipate in their MLM scams, which are really just pyramid schemes in disguise. Hunbots may also have some Karen-ish traits, and will usually favor using essential oils instead of vaccines.

"I went to a craft show, and there were so many Hunbots trying to force their scams upon me!"

by QueenOfTheFireflies May 11, 2019

Presidential Bird Hunt

When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.

Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.

Todd: Yeah, no problem.

by Greyshades November 8, 2009

Hunt and Peck Typer

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.

"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---

by ExistentialBipes July 25, 2018

hog hunter

One who is obessed with picking up fat chicks

Last night Clint was a real hog hunter. He picked up a couple of meatplows!

After a night of hog hunting, Clint woke up laying next to a nasty beached whale!

by Freckman January 31, 2007