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Muscular, handsome, sexy, well hung, large balls, Huntoons are very intelligent and god like. Many male Huntoons will fuck their co-workers wives and or girlfriends. All men wish they could be a Huntoon. Women want to suck the penis of a Huntoon even if it will mean destroying their marriage. A Huntoon can shoot semen 10 to 12 times in a day and the taste is much like a fine wine. Heterosexual men will often pretend to be gay just to taste the wang of a Huntoon.
Larry " "That Huntoon is so handsome and hung, I wonder If he would fuck my wife."
James "I think he would, he bangs my wife every other day and she loves it, but now her twat is so big she can't even feel my little pecker."
Larry "Well that's fine, my junk is so small my wife says it's like she is being fucked by a 12 year old asian boy."
Huntoon by malcum ex May 14, 2012
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Means barrier, protection, guardian of a life. important lives, non-important lives, every life out there in this world. very cheesy but very true.
Random guy: hey Queen of England, we are here to protect you."
Queen of England: "alright, you shall be the knights of the round table, and I shall name you...Huntoon."
Huntoon by Nikki_Miller16 August 2, 2011
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A beautiful girl, who has a soft heart and never gives up. Her unique looks, could turn anyone's head and she always makes sure to put others first. She is very funny and is known as a leader and a very lovable person. She has a smart mind and soul and is always smiling ❤
"Oh wow Hutoon is so beautiful and smart"
Hutoon by - :) November 12, 2021
A surname from a family that are wonderful, kind and considerate.
Their surname is Hunton
Hunton by buffoonery October 5, 2020
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