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Hot Air Balloon

The hot air balloon is when you fart in someone’s mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.
Trevor told me he did the hot air balloon with his girl last night.
by sherwinre November 9, 2019
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Hot Air Balloon

The act of when an individual is eating another’s anus, and the receiver farts into the giver’s mouth. The giver then kisses the receiver exchanging the hot gas. This is the Hot Air Baloon
Bro my wife and I hot air ballooned last night, that stuff was hot!!
by Ramranchmarine June 27, 2023
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The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.
Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.
by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021
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Hot-Air Conundrum

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing
Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"
by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025
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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb
"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"
by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018
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1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie
"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
by anonymous April 24, 2023
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