The hot air balloon is when you fart in someone’s mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.
by sherwinre November 9, 2019

The act of when an individual is eating another’s anus, and the receiver farts into the giver’s mouth. The giver then kisses the receiver exchanging the hot gas. This is the Hot Air Baloon
by Ramranchmarine June 27, 2023

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.
by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing
Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"
Person 2: "Fuck you"
by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
by Teleflux September 11, 2021

by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018

"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
by anonymous April 24, 2023
