hornswaggled

aka kindle/sirius

im sorry urben dictator that i didnt listen to your rules🙏 (hornswaggled)

by my what now February 9, 2023

Hornsey

The kind of guy who wears yellow hoodies and spouts off on Instagram about race, whilst framing his own race with his very existence.

“See that Hornsey over there, what a cunt!”
“Nah, he’s deadly serious - he’s just a Hornsey”
“Did you see Toby’s instagram comment with the fake statistics? What a complete Hornsey”

by Stanthemaninavan June 8, 2025

Hornsnaggle

when any creature , be it an existing species or mythical possessing less than three horns, tusks or other firm appendages of average length; either pokes or otherwise snags your skin or clothing and prevents egress or passage to or from a chosen path or route.

The viking dropped his sword when falling after the narwahl hornsnaggled his chainmail. verb

by Blanco Basura January 23, 2026

Navajo Hornswaggle

When someone, preferably a Native American wipes their shitty asshole on your belly button and stick your dick in your own shitty belly button, making you nut in it, then mixing it with moonshine

“Bro I got a Navajo hornswaggle from this Indian bitch yesterday it was so swagger”

by Skibidifanumtaxer May 25, 2024