Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

watermelon hormone

the sweet smell of pussy !

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 20, 2022

Head growth hormones

A new term for an increased level of self importance

Are you Louis XIV and suffering from a case of head growth hormones?

by Sexydimma September 5, 2022

Hormone

A hormone is the sound a working girl makes when she's getting her cookies (orgasm from a man.)

You should have heard that hormone when I gave her an orgasm.
If you guys want to hear a hormone,find her clit, or her g-spot.
I could hear a hormone, when I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend.
My neighbor must be a great lover, I can tell from the hormone.

by Lostboy813 October 7, 2022

Hormone homunculus

The hormone homunculus is a mythical being that is what makes people make or female and does not allow change, it ensures hormone level are the same for a person's entire life

The hormone homunculus is a myth, hormones change and so sex changes.

by Arithrianos May 27, 2022

Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022

Hormonizing

The process of hormonal therapy

My daughter is on a hormonizing schedule as she transitions.

by Etienne March 29, 2022