Horizontal Bordercross 

Having sex on the deadman's land between two nations, where the man is in one country and the woman is in the other. Ideally the sex is done in lotus, or an otherwise symmetrical position, so that neither person needs a passport to commit the act.

Andra and I totally did the horizontal bordercross last night, and the feds couldn't do anything! So hot!

Horizontal Bordercross by notfarg May 30, 2013

Horizontal Date 

One-night stand or booty call.

Usually preceeds the "Walk of Shame"

Jennifer: Steve and I had a horizontal date last night.

Horizontal Date by eep525 June 14, 2013

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.

My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

Horizontal fruit basket by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016

horizontal abuse 

Any behavior perceived as hostile or aggressive by one's peers.

Nurse Ratchet was angry about being written up for horizontal abuse just because she rolled her eyes at her trainee.

horizontal abuse by Boring Girl June 29, 2017

Horizontal Snowblower 

When you're getting a blow job while standing and right as you cum, pull out and spray it everywhere like a human sprinkler head

She was giving head and I showed my appreciation by giving her the horizontal snowblower. Man that shit was everywhere!

Horizontal Snowblower by Dirty Medick November 29, 2017

horizontal refreshments 

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

horizontal refreshments by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

horizontal teacher conference 

Noun. Slang. It's when a student has sex with his teacher.

Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.

horizontal teacher conference by B-rizzle November 8, 2019