hoifed

the act of getting completely pwned; can also be used to describe anything/anyone that gets figuratively destroyed commonly used in Call Of Duty when one team wrecks another. The o can be substituted for a zero (0)

The Big E: Thats right bitches, sit down.
Bryan: Get. Hoifed.
Kush: Throw up that h0if clan tag.

Koo: ROUR

by thekirbinator December 14, 2010

hisel

Hiseled, hiseling, (v): to fall in love so completely that all rational thinking goes out the window. Those who’ve been hiseled often report feelings of being “warm and fuzzy” and spend an inordinate amount of time devising cheesy comments for their Facebook wall. They also mistake “love sickness” for actual illnesses and have been known to call off sick at work because of this. There is no known cure at this time

Dude, Joe's old lady has him hiseled like a motherf@#%er!

by LLKOOLJO June 1, 2011

hoesexual

A person who has no qualms with fucking a person with no regard for sexual orientation, gender,mental faculties, or lifestyle.

That person is always having intercourse.

Oh them. They're just hoesexual.

by Gentleman01 September 5, 2016

hobisexual

The sexuality in which one is only attracted to BTS member JungHoseok, also known as Jhope

Person1: hey..I have crush on you!
Person2: you better not bcs I'm hobisexual

by Wifeujhopeyatie September 27, 2020

hoish

one who is ho-like in appearance or thought

"Ugh, put a bra on, you look all hoish."

by carolinesunshine:) January 18, 2005

hisem

The female version of a harem. A group or stable of male suitors that a women keeps and enjoys as she pleases.

Bill doesn't know it yet but now that they've dated, Jill has added him to her hisem.

by microseth December 9, 2009

Hoisington

Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any guy who comes wandering into the city limits. Girls there are also quite dramatic and try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.

"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"

by Hotkoolaid10 July 13, 2011