bad horse

Leader of the Evil League of Evil; the thoroughbred of sin.

Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin! He got the application that you just sent in!

by approximation January 16, 2009

Rape horse

THE TRUE HERO OF THE BERSERK SERIES. The dankest meme of the Berserk series. A horse from the Berserk (manga) series during the "Conviction Arc" who was possessed by some sort of evil spirit. The horse attempts to rape Farnese who attempts to mount the horse and get away. The possessed horse decides to mount her instead as it rises and stands menacingly over her, lowering its head and licking her face. Farnese's screams attract Guts' attention.He turns from his fight to see the horse lower its pelvis over Farnese, sporting an erection. His mind flashes to Casca's rape at the hands of Femto during the Eclipse, and his mind goes completely blank but for the rage he feels. He brings his sword down and beheads the horse in one swing, the sword hitting the ground at such an angle as Farnese remains uninjured.

Farnese: I order you! Allow me to mount you and get away from here!
Rape horse: Hell no!
Rape horse: I'm going to mount YOU!

Topkek Rape horse!!!!

by Tedd July 4, 2018

thats my horse

a game where 2 people beat the crap outta each other for no apparent reason to claim ownership of said horse.

horse may or may not actually exist.

refernced in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy

ed: THATS MY HORSE!!! (breaks a 2x4 over rolfs head)
rolf: Scourge of the beyond!

by jalksjf;lasj;lkjaf;sjf August 19, 2006

horse viagra

1. extremely powerful viagra

2. viagra for horses

1. That was one helluva big erection, this stuff is horse viagra.

2. farmer: Okay Bobby, I just fed you some horse viagra! Now you go show off your new and improved willy to the rest of them horsies!

by Pooty__Toot March 14, 2008

Horse Toothed Jackass

Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.

Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack

by lol*dongs October 3, 2008

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

Horseback rider

a horseback rider is perhaps the greatest athlete, ever. Not only does she have to control a 1000 pound animal with the help of a small piece of metal, but she has to do it while making it look like it is effortless. Not to mention when they start putting things in front of you and you have to jump them.

Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.

Is she a horseback rider?

Well clearly, i mean look at those muscles!

by LISEEEEYYY September 23, 2012