Herm

A person with a small penis who is worshiped temporarily upon arriving in town, then ridiculed after a few days.

Whatever, Hermie will get old after a few days. Plus, he has a small penis.

by HermDefiner2 December 11, 2011

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Hermes

Cunning, insightful, creative, a touch of elegance, fierce-minded as a wolf, pride, being his friend is the option, but never being against him

Eduard has the attitude of a hermes

by WolfBlack November 23, 2021

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Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

by Shi-Fi May 12, 2023

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Hermes

Hermes is a Package Delivery Company.

Was your Hermes order delivered yet?

by memes4 January 26, 2019

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Herm

Human-like demonoid creature that only appears when he feels a universal disturbance. There is no stopping him. When he comes that’s it.

Herm is coming.

by Jg663738 October 3, 2022

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The messenger of the Greek gods. He is the god of luck, journeys, herds, speech, movement, wealth, athleticism, speed, fertility, and trickery. He is the divine patron of athletes, sailors, shepherds, messengers, tricksters, pranksters, orators, and thieves. He is really fucking awesome. The day he was born, he made the first lyre, invented music, stole 50 cows just because he was hungry, and got away with it. He aided basically every Greek hero. He is a gigachad as he can go where ever he wants to. He is really bi, as he boned both Aphrodite and Perseus. He is also fun to work with, as he'll help you with whatever you ask him with.

Man, Hermes is really fucking awesoms

by Cleomenes January 6, 2022

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