heating pads

to help with feminine discomfort

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help

by stephen kurry January 6, 2018

It’s heating up

Often used in California as a warning to Beware dildos are failing from the sky

Ahy man it’s heating up outside

by Abilzzle August 1, 2022

Pre-heating the Oven

For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.

Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!

by xag February 13, 2011

helring

Supreme ruler of #babylon who rules with an iron fist.

Narthalion is only a puppet for the great Helring who controls the deposed pothead.

by supreme inquisitor April 19, 2008

Van Helsing

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.

Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".

by Adam Berry January 28, 2007

helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.

Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009

drew hettinger

someone who decides too much and watches too much anime and loves his cancerous brother, tom

Drew Hettinger has died from an ecstacy overdose.

by su March 31, 2003