hector kapitinov

A person that is super good in ice hockey and always wins. He also has a very small pipi but still does anal with his homies. People also say he has a hot sister.

I am as good at Ice hockey as Hector Kapitinov

by SUSSYSUSSYFORTNITEBALLS February 14, 2022

Hector Kapitonov

Very nice guy playing for the Krefeld pinguine. RW #66. Scores very often and always wins. He is the best and loved by everyone.

He is like Hector Kapitonov, he wins every game he plays.

by Flyingdutchmanezpz February 15, 2022

Hector Kapitonov

Hector Kapitonov is also really smart and is a hot Russian male. (big dick). He speaks Russian, Dutch and German.

OMG, he looks like Hector Kapitonov. SO HOT!!!!

by Flyingdutchmanezpz February 15, 2022

a rock called hector

A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.

I keep a rock called hector in my comments!

by a rock called hector April 4, 2023

Hector

Hector is a really amazing guy. He will be your best friend or your enemy, but no matter what you can't help but love him. He is really nerdy but in a cute way. Hector will be the one you always talk to when you are sad, happy or mad. He's adorable and mysterious. Hector is a loner.

Jerk: Look at that loner nerd he must be a Hector. Let's pick on him!

by Trombone_gurl May 17, 2014

hectoring

When someone lashes and is more grouchy than happy for the smallest of things, a person who is hectoring usually shuts themselves off from the outside world after having a rant or tantrum. The Act of hectoring is also how quickly a person can get upset and how abruptly their tone of voice goes from calm to angry in a matter of seconds.

Roommate 1: Hey, I forgot to take the trash out today, sorry dude.
Roommate 2: WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS!!!
Roommate 1: I said sorry dude, I completely forgot.
Roommate 2: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! (walks away)
Roommare 1: Geesh..that escalated quickly, I wish he would stop hectoring and just get over it.

by 00pseudonym00 May 14, 2014

hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass

i just gave her a hairy hector

by tylermccaffrey1 December 18, 2008