Hector

A Hectoris an alien that disguises themselves as a person

Ex:

Me: What's your name
The Hector: I'm a Hector
Me: what's that?
The Hector: GLEEK NOK EEK NAK

by Sksksksk Anna oop September 26, 2019

hector

huge cock. lots of money. very good at the boom boom bedroom. ass is best type of person. the definition of a meme king. very epic fortniter. Pc Masterrace for life ni99a.

look at that guy

he looks like a hector.

by je kanker vader sjors November 4, 2019

Hector

Someone with an amazing personality and big feet.

Your feet are just like hectors.

by Valhec0407 May 25, 2020

Hector

A guy who can be a bit rude at times but he opens up to you at some point. He’s very kinda and fun once you get to know him. Having a hector in your life is one of the best things that can happen to you and you wouldn’t wanna miss that opportunity!

Hector can be a bitch :)

by Fuckyouraybitchasshoe May 26, 2020

Hector

the hector is the vernacular for a train ticket collector - the hector - referred to in the football violence film the firm the remake i 2009. it's history goes back to the 70s
aside of hiding in the toilet or moving carriage to carriage if there is enough of you then just say when asked for a ticket that your mate has one.

Other methods include offering useless items, your socks, a cig lighter, 10p in change etc

it was funny on the train from manchester picadilly to london euston. Most of us didnt have tickets for the train but the hector still made his presence known.

what a loser the hector is.

by TheSatisfiedCustomer August 27, 2020

Hector

Bitch ass hoe that sucks sick for a living with no fucking friends and cry’s himself to sleep at night

Hector needs money, a life, and a shower
Poor hector..

Hector sticks like tuna

by Labigdaddy October 28, 2020

hector

Better than evan

omg he is hector

by HectorJ November 14, 2020