Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.

In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.

by He who knows11 September 22, 2020

Sticky Hampson

The art of rubbing your penis on a girls back when she denies you sex.

Example One

Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?

Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.

Example 2

Neil: How was you date last night?

Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.

*High Fives*

by Moulay June 1, 2011

Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

Hampshire Illinois

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.

Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!

by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018

drop a hampton

the act of defecating one solid, large, piece of waist.

Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.

by ounze1824 September 1, 2009

Hampa

Slang for a Hav-A-Tampa cigar

Next time I'll roll it in a Hampa/to burn slow/so the ashes won't be burnin up my hand, brah

-The Luniz

by r0semarysays December 29, 2010

Flesh Headphones

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013