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harris south norwood

basically a school full of wannabe road men and girls who suck dick
person 1:"did you see them boys outside of tesco’s smoking paper yesterday
person 2:”yh,they must have been from harris south norwood”
by dndndjbrsnakkw November 9, 2019
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Harris Academy Orpington

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"
by Carlo'sTeeth April 27, 2017
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Harris Leung

William Lin 2.0. He is a god at quite literally everything except for being bad at stuff. Some might even say that the very concept of geniosity didn't exist until he graced the world with his existence.
Anyone: "Harris Leung"
*IQ of everyone in the room raises by 1e5*
by tmw orz March 20, 2019
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Harris Gaming

A litty YouTube channel every person ever should be subscribed to.
Did y’all see the new Harris Gaming video last night?
by Epic Harris Gaming fan April 26, 2019
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Harris Boys

A school situated around Peckham Rye where the Headteacher has had enough, the Vice Principal gives you negatives for not walking on the left side of the staircase, and 70% of the school are roadmen. The others are posh pricks who read books everywhere they go and have 5 badges on their blazers. The school is so poor they have to use plastic cutlery. Most of the good teachers have left the school because of how shit it is and now we’re stuck with the ones that are only in it for the money. Not naming names but *cough cough* Miss De Cos. The PE teachers stink and *cough cough* Mr Belcher is bulking. They complain at us for trying to wear warm clothes in the winter when they stand at the side in 5 puffer jackets and 3 pairs of Adidas trackies. The isolation room fucking stinks of sweat and piss. Mr Delsol hates children and fucking wants them to starve and die. The unseasoned cabbage Miss Stewart’s voice sounds like she got ran over by a bunch of fucking frogs and she swallowed them all. I hope your child gets aborted u bitch. How dare u give me minus four for sneezing? Suck your marjarae. Kmt. Fucking shit school. Hope it gets bombed by Al Habeeb. Fucking why can’t a tornado hit our fucking school? I’m fucking done. Absolute bollucks.
Person: What school u go?

Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.
by Harris Boys Student KMT August 9, 2019
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Harris Brown

The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
“Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”
by red_monkey_butt January 22, 2023
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Harris Crystal Palace

The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close
by T1.Sav March 15, 2020
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