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alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen
by flippy gibby May 1, 2010
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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Francis is a sussy guy that loves fitness and Player unknown battegrounds. He gets just as much pussy as his friend Adin (Adin doesn't get any pussy). Francis is Philipino but he isn't the type to eat your dog. He might eat your ass when you're asleep though
Person 1:"oh you see that short and buff Asian over there"
Person 2 "Don't worry bout it sweetheart it's Francis Drake Saducas Hansen"
by Iknowwhereyoulive123 January 27, 2022
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sally hansen

Preferably a crayon, or any kind of coloring device that gets inserted into your anus.
The color was periwinkle blue when I got Sally Hansened.
by Boujee Banshee January 13, 2019
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eli hansen

a lit awesome bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot
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Andreas Bruun Hansen

Once upon a time, in a distant and enigmatic realm known as Celestia, there existed a powerful being named Andreas Bruun Hansen. He was no ordinary ruler; he was hailed as the God Emperor, a figure of immense wisdom and strength who had ascended to a divine status.

In the celestial city of Aetheria, where the radiant spires touched the skies and ethereal beings floated gracefully through the air, Andreas Bruun Hansen reigned supreme. His rule was marked by an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity. The people of Celestia adored him, not just for his godlike abilities but also for his compassionate and just nature.

The God Emperor Andreas Bruun Hansen continued to watch over Celestia, ensuring that his realm remained a beacon of peace for generations to come. His story became a timeless legend, a parable of the enduring triumph of goodness over darkness in the fantastical tapestry of the celestial realm.
Pretty much used as the god emperor himself Andreas Bruun Hansen
by Cunix December 28, 2023
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