alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen
by flippy gibby May 01, 2010
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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Francis Drake Saducas Hansen

Francis is a sussy guy that loves fitness and Player unknown battegrounds. He gets just as much pussy as his friend Adin (Adin doesn't get any pussy). Francis is Philipino but he isn't the type to eat your dog. He might eat your ass when you're asleep though
Person 1:"oh you see that short and buff Asian over there"
Person 2 "Don't worry bout it sweetheart it's Francis Drake Saducas Hansen"
by Iknowwhereyoulive123 January 28, 2022
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Pauline Hansen

Racist horrible piece of shit tomato looking cunt whose only personality trait is "white supremacist". The most disturbing, venomous, scary, ugly, vile creature found in Australia, worse than any spiders or snakes. She should fuck off back to Europe but they don't even want this fascist cane toad mayonnaise cunt.

Her name should be Pauline Klansen.
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james hansen

you have a james hansen
by sugarbush9 June 10, 2016
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kaden Hansen

Kaden is a super sexy looking man. He never fails to put a smile on your face. No matter what he always makes you feel like you are worth it. Kaden is a very loving man and has a very amazing heart!
Kaden Hansen makes me feel so good about myself he is the love of my life
by Bballplayer12345 June 02, 2023
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sally hansen

Preferably a crayon, or any kind of coloring device that gets inserted into your anus.
The color was periwinkle blue when I got Sally Hansened.
by Boujee Banshee January 13, 2019
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