Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021

hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.

"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"

by Eide Irc September 6, 2013

hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large

When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.

by david12340 May 16, 2009

hammy fanny

when the vaginal lips hang loose from the camel toe like two slices of ham

you've got a right loose hammy fanny

by offoluke January 17, 2009

hammy bananies

When something is way too hammy for your bananies.

Man her tits were Hammy Bananies.

Those White Supremacists were Hammy Bananies!

by Scooter Ce September 1, 2017

Hammy liker

People who prefer ham sandwich meat over turkey or chicken, have/like small dicks

“Hey charlie what meat do you want on your sandwhich?”

“Dude I want ham.”
“Ew you’re a hammy liker, you have a small dick.”

by Josh Flunding August 11, 2021

Hot Hammy

The act of a man folding up a slice of cheese and placing it in a hot vagina, ejaculate, then eat the mixture, simulating a hot ham and cheese sandwich, which is commonly served in schools.

I got a Hot Hammy a couple of days ago and my pussy still itches.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020