Skip to main content

Hadookie

When you are trying to taking a dump and and something funny happens. Then you start laughing and it flies out.
I was taking a dump when my friend texted me a joke. It was so funny that I HaDookied.
by CAASHEEWCaasheew May 4, 2017
mugGet the Hadookie mug.

Hamooligan

A Hamooligan is a Lewis Hamilton fan possessing hooligan like traits. This new breed of Formula One fan was drawn in by the media hype surrounding Lewis Hamilton, therefore possessing a distorted perception of his abilities. To this end Hamooligans will often try to promote Lewis Hamilton to god-like status even surpassing the likes of Ayrton Senna and Michael Schumacher.

Hamooligans strongly dislike Fernando Alonso believing him to be an inferior driver. This is chiefly because Hamooligans started following F1 in 2007 when Hamilton made his debut season, therefore missing Alonso's two world championships in 2005 and 2006.

Hamooligans will always derail an F1 related thread into a slagging match of who the best F1 driver is. This is often typified by more knowledgeable members citing facts and figures only to be disputed by misguided and often emotional responses including insults.

Hamooligans sometimes believe Michael Schumacher left F1 because he was too scared of racing against Lewis Hamilton.
A typical quote from a Hamooligan;

"I think in the last 2 race Hamilton has proved himself to be the best driverin F1 today. For evidence, look at how he moved up the grid and made Webber look a complete arse. Hamilton had a fault with his car was going slowly, but it took Webber an age to get past him, spinning off once. That is the mark of a very classy driver. The storm over last weeks finish merely proves he is possibly the most competive sportsman Britain has. Schumacher was the same.

Button is a good driver but he's in the fastest car. He has already shown that he can't match Hamilton when driving the slower car as he rarely got a sniff of a top 3 finish."
by Dac1234 August 25, 2009
mugGet the Hamooligan mug.
Related Words

Hamoodh

Man1: That man is hot.
Man2: You're so hamoodh.
by Nigel1269 July 27, 2010
mugGet the Hamoodh mug.

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.
Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.
by Thorp November 18, 2013
mugGet the hamfoot mug.

hamdon

She is a big bully and is always mean, If you end up running into a Hamdon you will be annihilated by hateful comments and racial slurs. She may be a little bit crazy also and is always ready to pounce like a kitten. If you let your guard down around it; YOU ARE FUCKED. shes dating a babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeand is one.
Person 1: I met someone and started a relationship with but i found out that she was the craziest bitch out there.
Person 2: Ahhh, That must be a Hamdon!
by nick is thicc February 16, 2018
mugGet the hamdon mug.

Haydooker

When one goes to someone's house and has sexual intercourse with his/her father.
If you wanna spook her, just pull the old Haydooker.
by mrahm010 February 20, 2018
mugGet the Haydooker mug.

Hamdoggin

The act of getting multiple girls pregnant.
"Yeah, just finished hamdoggin that girl."
"u go in ham"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."
by Hamdog_CS November 15, 2019
mugGet the Hamdoggin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email