Half Life 2

What cow shit is to roses.

Dude, HL2 was a huge dissapointment.

by This game blows/ March 30, 2005

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Half-Life 4

If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!

-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"

-Isn't Half-Life a game?

by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021

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half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023

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Comedy Half-Life

The amount of times a funny clip can be watched before it uses all of its comedic value.

Dude I watched "Lazy Sunday" 40 times last week so now its not funny for me anymore its reached its Comedy Half-Life for me

by comickidt October 21, 2010

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the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !

jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.

by michael foolsley May 30, 2022

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half-life 2

a game that people whine about, for some totally unknown reason. the game has been delayed yet only once. like all other game in the world. (and if the game will never be released, how can you buy it after 30 years?) the game will rock. simply. just get the whiner off (who will play the game anyways)

shut up, jerks

by chair May 18, 2004

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