haggard knumbskulls

One of the greatest bands to come from the San Pedro/torrance area.

Damn I saw Haggard last night, they were better than AFI! Those fools were so wasted on coke and heroin!!

by dad April 26, 2003

haggard ass bitch

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."

Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*

by Kai* July 11, 2006

Van Hagar

Van Halen during the Sammy Hagar Days

Van Hagar sucked ass, I liked them better when they were Van Roth!

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

L. Ron Haggard

A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.

"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2

by NickMacLean April 14, 2010

hagarty

an irish last name

can be spelt many other ways:

haggerty, hagerty, haggarty, etc.

It's spelt Hagarty not "erty"!

by plaid-duckie October 28, 2006

hagard

horrible a state of horidness
when something goes the way you don't want it too
something gay

something really ugly

damn that shit was hagard

damn that bitch was hagard

by gsjkd;ghsdkghs June 10, 2008

Haggard

The state of a person who has just taken a marijuana rip bigger than said person can handle. Signs of haggardness generally include:
-Uncontrollable coughing
-The demanding of hydration, sometimes in a violent manner
-Physical rejection (pushing away, knocking over, throwing) of previously used piece (Bong, pipe, bubbler) that has caused haggardness

Stoner #1: HAAACK! HAAACK! BLEGGHAGHG! Oh-HACK-my-HACK-ohmygod...HACK

Stoner #2: .....Haggard, man...haggard...

by Crispy Onions January 23, 2009