Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025
Get the Cracking Your Homeboymug. ‘national send your homeboy a butt pic’ just as it sounds doesn’t matter if your a guy or a girl do it
by pillsbury doughwoman August 1, 2024
Get the national send your homeboy a butt picmug. When you give yourself a buttermilk enema (and keep it in) and let one or more homies churn it into butter via anal sex
"guys make sure you RSVP for the Homeboy Butter Churn this weekend, I need to know how many bottles of buttermilk to get"
by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025
Get the Homeboy Butter Churnmug. Andre is having taco Tuesday at his house, we call them homeboy tacos because they aren't authentic Mexican tacos.
by Squeakyvoiceovers April 25, 2025
Get the Homeboy Tacosmug. by shelderee February 23, 2022
Get the Homeboy Fademug. August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend
by jameslone23 August 2, 2023
Get the National Post Your Homeboy Daymug. by jyuan October 6, 2025
Get the National Kiss Your Homeboy Daymug.