hoedealins

Hoedealins: hoe-deal-ins
When you are dealing with a hoe. When a hoe is up to no good or you yourself are being the hoe and now you gotta deal with all these hoes.

Brennan showed up late today for work a gain, and you wanna know why? "Asked Joey"
Hoedealins ! The boy is dealin with all these hoes!

by Joeyscoop August 14, 2023

Hoedownsgap

Hoedownsgap means to read

I hoedownsgap a book today

by Hoedownsgap October 22, 2023

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018

new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by anonymous December 16, 2022

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023