HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

help me

do not help them at all costs

not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro

by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023

cry for help (pls help me)

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now

this is a cry for help (pls help me)

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!

I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!

by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

HELP, HELP ME!

Whoever is yelling this is completely fine and needs no assistance

Gio: HELP, HELP ME!\
Drew:Nah G you chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 24, 2024

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

by sdinaz October 23, 2023