Covid haircut

Is the irregular ugly haircut you get at home during the Corona Covid-19’s quarantine

-Damn bro your covid haircut is ugly af

-How the fuck got you this stupid haircut?

It’s just a covid haircut

by Laith Burghol April 2, 2020

National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 21, 2020

Devious haircut

A shitty hairstyle for a young black male who often gets criticized for his unattractive hair

• Blimey mate don’t have feelings of anger towards me because I’m more of a dazzling fellow. However, if you dispose of thine devious haircut, you will acquire more female attracting towards thine nether regions. Alas, maybe tanisha will negotiate with you, rather than that medical practitioner or lawyer she is having sexual interactions towards... acquaintance

by Spacecadet119 January 1, 2021

Edgar haircut

That cheapass haircut some kids get in barbershops

Luca: Bro what the actual f### is that haircut you got
Edgar: it’s my Edgar haircut, I like I-
Luca: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME-

by Daquavious Daquan the third February 27, 2023

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.

'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿'

by i just morbed June 4, 2022

penis haircut

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.

The asian had a penis haircut.

by spooly the dork January 9, 2005

not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons

(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate

by repeter84 August 23, 2008