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porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
by colintaylorful October 25, 2017
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Out of tune harmonica

Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.
"I got a little too into it last night and accidentally made Jill into an out of tune harmonica."
by gmos-kill February 7, 2018
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Harmonica joint

A certain of joint-rolling called a "flaming backflip" (you can look this up anywhere) cuts a hole along the paper, so you must inhale through the hole instead of through the roach. The result looks as though the smoker is playing a harmonica
try to roll a flaming backflip. it will probably turn into a harmonica joint. you tube the flaming backflip.
by lost1516 December 18, 2011
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Boston Harmonica

When two guys are docked together and a woman licks the two joined shafts like similar to playing the harmonica.
Me and John were hanging out when Sarah come over and we had a 3 way, she's always wanted to try a Boston harmonica.
by PhenicRaider February 24, 2023
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Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole
The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018
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harlem harmonica

While going down on a female, pinch her vaginal lips together and attempt to play them like a harmonica.
"My man was eating my pussy last night and decided to give me a Harlem harmonica. I slapped him so hard!"
by Rustyshacklefurd August 21, 2018
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Sloppy harmonica

When you shit someone’s mouth and see if they can blow it through their teeth to the tune of piano man
Bro Eddie gave dave the nastiest sloppy harmonica yesterday after work.
by Big daddy krieger 6969 August 8, 2022
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