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harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.
A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.
by QuacksO October 23, 2020
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homie harem

It's a group of men who surround a rich or generous man, often a pro athlete or professional musician, who pays for booze or their gear, who genuflect in response. It's a more informal entourage.
While he's making his wife cook and clean at home, he's hanging out with his homie harem, picking up the bill.
by Angry Pancake August 14, 2025
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Harem of Twinks

A group of twinks shared by one husband
I must assemble a harem of twinks or the prophecy shan’t be fulfilled
by Goblincock37 April 25, 2025
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Unwanted Harem

Not to be confused with Harem Genre, a genre of Japanese media that sometimes heavily relies on this trope. A common reaction from the man when a Harem plot begins and women start fighting for his attention. He might either think like a Celibate Hero, that the gratuitous quantity of boobs he is forced to see every day are just a bother, (comically missing the point that he is in an enviable situation) or see them as an obstacle between him and the girl he truly likes, or he may just find them annoying for one reason or another. A more likely reason, plot-wise, is the fact that the male lead cannot reciprocate all the girls' feelings without seeming to the audience to be cruel, manipulative, and misleading to the girls. So the far easier solution is to make him oblivious to their affection.
"Well, I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load,
I've got seven women on my mind.
Four that wanna own me, two who wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine."
-Eagles, "Take It Easy"
George:... Well, that's an Unwanted Harem if I've ever seen one.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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bat harem

A batman themed harem created by Manivannan to house his mistresses. Located in the boondocks of the Republic of Raub.
Mani took his clients for entertainment at his Bat Harem
by Batman & Alfred September 29, 2020
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Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight
Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month
by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021
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Supporting Harem

A subtrope of the Harem genre. Usually a romantic comedy with one male protagonist, one female Love Interest, and a bunch of female side characters who also happen to be in love with the male protagonist (or at the least like him very much).
Jake: Dude, your Supporting Harem is huge!
Bob: I don't want a Harem! I'm a happily married man!
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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