Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Mormon haremmug. by Andrew slay June 13, 2018
Get the Mad haremmug. The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
Get the Harem Seekermug. It's a group of men who surround a rich or generous man, often a pro athlete or professional musician, who pays for booze or their gear, who genuflect in response. It's a more informal entourage.
While he's making his wife cook and clean at home, he's hanging out with his homie harem, picking up the bill.
by Angry Pancake August 14, 2025
Get the homie haremmug. by AayushHaremKing February 21, 2018
Get the Harem Shakemug. A subtrope of the Harem genre. Usually a romantic comedy with one male protagonist, one female Love Interest, and a bunch of female side characters who also happen to be in love with the male protagonist (or at the least like him very much).
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
Get the Supporting Haremmug. The collection of a person’s online connections that meet their mental needs that are not being met in real life
Jenny is in my virtual harem because I can talk about stuff with her that my girl friend wouldn’t understand.
by jlhpainter October 18, 2018
Get the Virtual haremmug.