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Mad habits

A pattern of doing things that are completely insane.
I gotta stop these mad habits
by Wuuuhu February 17, 2022
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distant habits

a band which has the 70's jive and metal scene of 2010 down and wont leave there fans with a frown
man distant habits where epic
by the distant man July 12, 2010
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Jack habit

An addiction or excessive engagement in masturbation and/or pornography
That guy is at Costco buying only lotion and tissue; he must have a pretty bad jack habit.
by Nickesmalz February 21, 2020
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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baby habit

A baby Habit is when you do any type of drug (mainly marijuana) but only on rare occasions and you have complete self control.
Loser Friend - "Holy shit bro you smoke! What is wrong with you?"
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."
by ghettowordsking April 11, 2014
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ratty habits

When a big ole pimp screws up due to laziness or lack of give a fuck. Totally unprofessional.
Man did you use glue instead of screws and bolts? Thats some ratty habits you careless piece of trash
by Union4life June 14, 2017
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